i just want to wake up to you and run my fingers through your messy hair and hold you close when you feel like crying and take care of you when you are sick and be held in your arms all night long so i know im safe and tell you i love you and lie back on the roof car and take a nap and know that you are mine
(via del3ted)
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
(Source: acid-in-wonderland, via stealing-blue-ribbons)
99.9% of my sentences start with:
if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
