Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda
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